June 2012
mum: did you get home safe?
me: no i died a few times
Police officer: Miss Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit.
Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST!
Watchec5ta5y:
bananakimchi:
my eyes teared up while watching this.. wtf is wrong with me -_____-
same
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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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myspacefamosity:
taking off your bra before your shirt is much more fun than taking off your shirt then your bra
ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
*door creaks*
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
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futurehanneman:
a round of applause for making it through the school year without killing myself
another round of applause because i managed not to kill anyone else too.
teacher: if you have 10 candies and someone asks for 3, how many do you have left?
me: 10.
on a math test: 2+2
me: use calculator just in case
Watchperuvian-diego:
EVERYONE WATCH THIS
